"I'm the demon in the bottle. I can grant you three wishes, but no cheating. No extra wishes, no other wish-granting devices, and no Holy Grails, phone booths, Dragon Balls, or anything like that."
"Then here's my first wish: turn into a beautiful girl who's exactly my type."
"Uh, okay." The demon, now a beautiful girl, furrowed her brow. "But what's the point of that?"
"Then my second wish: fall hopelessly in love with me, until death do us part!"
...And then I died.
Or, I should have died.
But she dragged me back to my feet by force.
"Hurry up and make your third wish!"
