Come on, come on, put your hands in the fire. When the game of war begins, you can either submit or perish in humiliation!
"Bang!" A gun pressed against the author's head. "Speak plainly, or tomorrow you'll be sent to the Gulag..." The author shrank back. "Well, I mean, Germany (Transylvania) is doomed!"
Bang... The gun fired, and the author fell, eyes wide with disbelief. "I forgot to tell you, I'm not with the Ministry of Internal Affairs. I'm with the Gestapo (Secret Police), so you won't be going to the Gulag. The Führer (Emperor) ordered me to execute you, you little traitor..."
Anyway, the story will have lots of strange things in it...
