White-haired paramecium Kiana came plummeting from the sky, clutching a steamroller.
"JoJo! Take a look at my steamroller! Muda muda muda muda muda!"
JoJo tore off his disguise in one swift motion, revealing a silver-haired girl dressed as a maid.
"You thought I was JoJo? Actually, I'm Sakuya Izayoi! Za Warudo! Ora ora ora ora!"
"I sacrifice the three Great Heroes on the field to summon the Winged Dragon of Ra! Take this attack and enjoy your defeat, my foolish little brother!" Gudako said, striking a face like Jonouchi's.
Gudao: "Hmph! I activate the Trap Card, The World's Pot! Go, Tokiomi, take this pot for me... I mean, take this attack!"
Xu Ying: The more obsessed I get with this game, the more I realize that the human body's schedule has its limits! So, big brother, I'm done being human!
Xu Ying watched his younger sister strike a strange pose in front of him, then looked at the chaotic scene in the distance. Trembling, he pulled a cigarette from his pocket, tore open its wrapper, took out a small piece of candy, and tossed it into his mouth.
Really----
Xu Ying: Wait! Aren't we playing different games?!