"Good morning, Master. A new week has begun. This time, the ability you've received lets you make your hair any length you like. Have a pleasant week. (smile)"
"Will this ability help me survive in this world?"
"..."
"Will this ability let me rule the world?"
"..."
"Will this ability help me score with girls?"
"...You might score with a guy..."
"No gay stuff, thanks. Looks like I'll have to keep lazing around this week. When will I finally get an ability that fits the otherworldly vibe?"
"You'll get one if you win over the will of the universe and our dear readers."
"There you go saying weird stuff again!"
