I, Amakusa Shirou, am a man who came this close to saving Earth. Now I'm just so tired.
After more than seventy years of planning, the Holy Grail War finally succeeded in a truly "delightful" fashion. It went off without a hitch, and I even got the Greater Grail. Double the joy, double the happiness. But why did things turn out like this...? Not only did I fail to save the world, I also became the dad of a little girl?!
What, she's my kid? Bullshit! Even if I, Amakusa Shirou, had to die, even if I had to jump from the Hanging Gardens, I would never raise a child!
"Daddy Amakusa, that golden-haired guy over there is picking on me!"
"What?! Tell that guy standing on the streetlight to wait right there. I'll find someone to beat him up in a minute!"
(My previous book, We, the Emiya Family, Are All Heroic Spirits, is complete at nearly 1.5 million words.)