Why does the sword immortal in the Red Peak Immortal Palace always gaze at his sword and sigh after reading The Legend of Sword and Fairy?
Why do Buddhist monks who have renounced the world repeatedly return to secular life for The Legend of the White Snake?
Why have the aristocratic strategists in the teahouses all started playing Werewolf?
Even the sect leaders of the major sects have come in person, holding swords to the throat of the author of Battle Through the Heavens.
"I'm asking you one last time! Are you going to update or not?!"
"I, Pan Yiwen, the dignified second prince of the demon clan, would rather die than update a single word!"
"Updating is easy. Put the knife down first..."
