"Everyone you see is part of your harem! The strongest Harem System in history is at your service!"
"System Mission: I will become the greatest wall-pinner of all time!"
"Mission Description: Aggressively pin every living creature at Wan Chai Pier against a wall!"
"Mission Success: Reward: Rule Skill, 100% Aggressive Wall Pinning!"
"Failure Penalty: Every living creature at the pier will pin you against a wall in return!"
Looking at the hundreds of busy, muscular men at Wan Chai Pier, Song Zhencheng fell into deep thought. Perhaps muscles really were a man's greatest romance. Clenching his fists, he said, "Give me ten minutes!"
One hundred push-ups, one hundred squats, one hundred sit-ups!
Song Zhencheng's formerly scrawny body bulked up as if inflated. Eventually, his knotted muscles exerted so much pressure that the space around him cracked apart inch by inch. "Now, tell me again: what's the failure penalty?"
"..."
"Ding! Mission failed! Penalty issued: inheritance of the secret techniques of the Hokuto Assassination Style!"