There’s Definitely Something Wrong with My Path as a Mage

Hundreds of years later, a planar traveler passing through this world spotted some statues in the City of Mages that seemed strangely familiar. And so...

Planar Traveler: I hear this is the City of Mages? So those statues...

Passerby: They’re all great mages!

Planar Traveler: Mages? I may not have read much, but don’t try to fool me! That guy in a long robe riding a flying sword is a mage?

Passerby: He’s a force-field mage who practices sword flight. He can take a man’s head from a thousand miles away.

Planar Traveler: And that muscle-bound guy with seven scars on his chest is a mage too?

Passerby: He’s a divine-fist mage from the Astrology School. If he hits you, you’re already dead.

Planar Traveler: And that one with the strange stance and a shadow standing behind him...

Passerby: He’s a spirit-bound mage from the Necromancy School. When he fights, he even yells, "Ora Ora Ora!"

Planar Traveler: What is all this supposed to be? Tell me, who came up with this?

Passerby: Why, it was the great Lord of Electromagnetism, founder of sword cultivation, Venerable Wave himself: Mr. Xue von Vladimir!