Also known as The World of Cheats
First version of the blurb:
Heroine: I have a divine artifact hidden away. Any evil spirit or monster I spot, I'll crush on the spot! (sweeps her gaze across the whole crowd)
Tiny fox spirit girl, Great-Grandmother: No fighting, no fighting! The benefits of being my little grandchild... Ahem! I told you all to stop fighting! (punches a cheat into the ground)
Immortal girl, ancestral matriarch: How barbaric. Civilized people have civilized ways of fighting. (stabs herself in the chest with a knife. Once any creature gets splashed with her blood, it will develop cancer and die within seconds.)
Childhood friend: You're all that powerful? No way! Golden finger, quit playing dead and get up here and work! I want a hundredfold cultivation speed!
Older cousin from the same clan: Heh heh... (secretly writes names in a little notebook)
College senior: I came back from a hundred years in the future. I absolutely won't lose again!
Protagonist: Tanuki, Tanuki, I want to go home!
Tanuki: Get lost! If you come back, I won't have a protagonist to write about!
A fun, heartwarming story. If I can, I'd like to write a pure romance!