We are the Bureau of Anomalous Affairs. We protect you and ensure your life proceeds safely and normally. Whether you encounter a superpowered criminal, a demon or immortal who has just arrived in the human world, an evil spirit, or a foreign mythological creature, you can call us. We will send our best agents to solve your problem. We also handle household registration transfers and citizenship applications for superpowered individuals and all nonhuman beings.
We recently opened a dedicated hotline for aliens. If you are an alien or have encountered one, contact us immediately and help promote peace between humanity and extraterrestrial civilizations. We will dispatch experts to handle the matter.
Of course, we are always happy to welcome talented young people to join us and help maintain public order. Whether you are human or nonhuman, as long as you are here to uphold the rule of law, we welcome you with open arms and offer excellent benefits.
Note: We urgently need several spirit exorcists. All genders welcome. Applicants must have a university degree and excellent mental fortitude, and must not scream when they see ghosts. Those with military experience who have used heavy grenade launchers and machine guns will be given priority, as will those skilled in magic and sorcery. One month of training is all it takes to start the job. Interns earn 30,000, receive five types of insurance and one housing fund, enjoy regular days off and annual leave, and get civil-servant benefits. The work is easy, and free, generous life insurance is included.
