On the day I got into a car accident, something strange crawled into my head!!!
Yukino Yukinoshita: Hikitani, stop what you're doing, or I'll call the police.
Yui Yuigahama: Hikki, you really did that to me!!!
Megumi Kato: Hachiman, you can't do something like this~
Utaha Kasumigaoka: Kohai, no lewd stuff.
Eriri Spencer Sawamura: I thought of you as an otaku friend, and you actually want to do all these things to me…
Nanami Aoyama: I refuse to have an impure relationship with a member of the opposite sex!
Mashiro Shiina: Hachiman, you'll be my first~
Hachiman Hikigaya: It's all the System's fault!!!
