The Teacher Must Save the World

“Aria, when you face an enemy, how should you introduce yourself quickly?”

“My name is Kanzaki H. Aria, and I'm an armed detective in the Assault Division.”

“No good. That lacks punch.”

“Teacher, what should I say when I introduce myself?”

“From now on, when you see an enemy, say: ‘Your daddy's here!’”

“Huh?”