"Who do you think you're talking to? I'm the last phoenix in the world!"
"Huh? What did you say you were? A System? Can I eat it?"
"Oh mighty System, I was wrong. Please, I'm begging you, let me go."
A phoenix who relies on its immortality to get into trouble everywhere is forced into the System's plan. While slacking off on its missions, it tries to find a way to escape the System. This is its story.
(PS: Worlds visited: My Hero Academia, REC. Currently visiting: RE0. Worlds under consideration include Overlord, the Monogatari Series, The Song of the Nibelungs, and God of War 4.)