Now that I've become the Demon King, I might as well go out in a blaze of glory and bring this life to a grand finale!
"That's right! We were behind the terrorist attack! Our goal was to destroy the world!" The first villain laughs as he gets taken out.
"Heh heh! Open up, Gates of Hell! Wipe out all of humanity! Want to know how I did it? I..." The second villain dies in the middle of his monologue.
Why are all these idiots trying to be villains just so they can get themselves killed? I'm the final BOSS, damn it! Who the hell are you people?!