Other people are king of the battlefield, so my name is Wang Bing.
Other people are all swagger and bravado, while all I can do is talk big.
Oh, right, I own an island. It's so desolate that only cannibals live there, so I've decided to become the first mercenary in history to make a living by fishing, growing vegetables, and raising chickens.
Think I'm bringing shame on mercenaries? Then pay me off! Think I'm not fit to be a mercenary? No problem, just pay me off again. With money, we can talk about anything.
One day, I'm going to turn my little island into my very own kingdom!
My name is Wang Bing, and I'm my own spokesman!
My name is Wang Bing, and I'm a fake mercenary!
This isn't a mercenary story. This is a damn mercenary farming story!
