I, Merlin, Play the Fool to Catch the Wise

"A magician's battle is often decided in an instant. Take me, Merlin, the greatest magician of all time, for example."

"All I have to do is pull out a holy sword with a whopping 1W watt of power in my left hand to blind the enemy, then take them out with a swing of my staff in my right! The whole thing takes just an instant!"

Merlin held aloft a certain golden object in his left hand, looking incredibly pleased with himself.

"But you blinded your teammates, too, you jerk!"

Loli Lily kicked Merlin in the butt with her eyes tightly shut.