Ghoul: Mom, Love Me One More Time

"When you were one, you fed me three cups of coffee, and I stayed awake for three whole days and nights..."

"When you were five, I finally made a friend, and then you ate them..."

"I'll skip the mess from when you were ten... When you were sixteen, you nearly slaughtered all the female ghouls just to stop me from supposedly dating too young..."

"Most importantly... I'm human..."

"Hehe..."

"Hehe, my ass!"

This is an extremely bizarre yet deeply affectionate mother-son bond...