I have a fiancée named Gaiye;
My home is full of little girls named Illya, Miyu, Chloe...
I also have a huge support group called Type-Moon.
Life should have been perfect, since I have a house and a car and want for nothing, but...
Gaiye: "Tianyang, the will of the world in world XX has sent word. It wants you to go over there and deal with an anomaly."
Mash: "Senior Tianyang, this is bad! Miss Nobunaga went to Honnoji to tear the place down!"
Sherlock Holmes: "Master, I heard that Moriarty has gone off to blow up Reichenbach Falls. Should I go stop him?"
Tianyang: "Oh my god! Can't you people settle down for once?"