It's another peaceful day at Yanhuang Academy~~
"It'd be even better if a bunch of people weren't surrounding me," Bai Mu thought. He really wanted to run, but he couldn't.
A black-haired little girl was clinging to his back. A young man in golden armor stood beside him, holding a staff. The brother-obsessed Fuxi glared at him, while Chiyou gave a cold smile and said his weapon hadn't tasted blood in ages. King Yama curiously eyed Bai Mu's belly, while Bai Wuchang calmly covered King Yama's eyes. A crowd of unbothered spectators watched from the sidelines.
"You can't escape today, Xiao Bai! Just try making a baby! Don't worry, it won't hurt! It'll be over in a flash!"
"What do you mean, making a baby?! You can just mold one yourself in an instant! Why does it have to go in my belly?! I'm a man! I can't give birth!"
If this went on, he'd lose every last shred of respect as a man!
"I'm the Undying Bird! Today, I'm not backing down! You're all going to die! Self-destruct!"