Why? Why is this happening? It was supposed to be a simple mission dealing with rioters, so why am I fighting cultists? It was supposed to be a simple mission to recover resources in the Dark Zone and beat up the survivor troops along the way, so why am I being sent to deal with cultists? Something must have gone wrong with my career as an agent. Why is everything I run into so bizarre?
By the way, what the hell is Los Santos?! Is there really nothing wrong with this world? Never mind the mythical creatures from the Age of the Gods roaming everywhere, what the hell is Los Santos?!