Umaru Doma: "Uncle, come play games with me."
Suoh Mikoto: "Sure. I won't lose this time."
Yukinoshita Haruno: "Oh my, do you want me to be your wife?"
Suoh Mikoto: "Not really."
Mashiro Shiina: "Mikoto, I want to drink that white, sticky stuff you gave me yesterday."
Suoh Mikoto: "There's milk in the fridge, go get some yourself... Never mind, I'll get it for you."
Gabriel: "Hey, I'm out of money. Lend me some so I can buy gacha pulls."
Suoh Mikoto: "Pay me back what you owe me first."
Suoh Mikoto took a puff of his cigarette and said coolly, "I used to be pretty aloof, too."
Anna Kushina: "Leave Homra to me. Mikoto, hurry up and get married!"
Suoh Mikoto: "..."
