My name is Gulu, and I'm a graduate student at Homebody University. One day, while I was watching anime at home, a browser game ad suddenly popped up on my computer.
[Start with just a pair of underwear! Get a Heroic Spirit's heart for free! Saint Jeanne is throwing herself at you online! I'm Scumbag Zha! If you're a real Type-Moon bro, come hack me!]
[Click here to hack Zig]
Out of love for Jeanne, even though I knew it was an ad for a garbage domestic browser game, I clicked without hesitation.
But who can tell me, wasn't my name Gulu? Why did I turn into Gudako?!
