Sakura: "My dream is to become the greatest Hokage in the history of the Hidden Leaf Village."
Naruto: "My dream is to become the greatest Hokage in the history of the Hidden Leaf Village."
Sasuke: "My dream is to become the greatest Hokage in the history of the Hidden Leaf Village."
Sakura: "Wait, our dreams conflict. Naruto, Sasuke, pick new dreams."
Naruto: "Why do we have to pick new ones? Why don't you pick a new dream, Sakura?!"
Sasuke: "My dream will never change, Sakura. Even if it's you, if you dare stand in my way, I'll step over your corpse to claim the title of Hokage."
Sakura: "You jerks, you dare compete with me for the Hokage position? Do you think I won't take you both out first?!!"
Naruto: "Bring it on. You think I'm scared?"
Sasuke: "Then I'll team up with Naruto and take out you, our biggest rival, first."
And so, the 3,001st battle between Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha versus Sakura Haruno officially began.