On the continent of Faerun, there's a remarkable shop.
Savage orcs shout, “For the glory of the Horde!”
Elegant elves charge together with rifles!
Humans who believe in the Holy Light abandon their faith and throw in their lot with the dead.
Even dragons are obsessed with it, dreaming of climbing atop the city gates and delivering that earth-shaking line:
“I! Am the embodiment of power!!!”
Smack!
“Quit slacking! Your DPS is under the target this time, and you're out of the raid!”
“Sorry, raid leader! I'll get serious right now!”
This is the “Supergod Internet Cafe!”
