(A friendly warning: This author was pretty mischievous a long time ago. The first few dozen chapters were written to annoy people and amuse himself, so proceed with caution.)
When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back at you. When you jerk off to the abyss, it picks up its phone, takes a picture of your dick, and posts it to Moments.
That day, his father, an evil god, got with his mother through indescribable means.
That day, after eating too much dirt, he underwent an incredible mutation and became a hero who could eat rocks!
That day, he discovered a mineral vein and was about to feast on it, but a neighboring nation spotted him. A hero bent on slaying the hungry dragon came charging at him.
That da... If I say any more, it'll spoil things.
In short, this is the story of an idle author who transmigrated into a dragon, then ate his way into becoming an abyss.
(There is no main plot here, just everyday life. It's lighthearted, meant for relaxing and passing the time.)
