I'm Sorry, but the Superpower I Finally Awakened Is Pretty Useless

During the event known as "The Time of Evolution," at 10:23:12 a.m. on June 9, all seven billion people on Earth lost consciousness for 2.14 seconds. When they woke up, every human had gained a superpower. Unfortunately, these powers were all useless, just a collection of inexplicable phenomena. Three months after "The Time of Evolution," 16-year-old high school student Lu Ping encountered a strange girl at his front door. "I want to form a superpower squad and conquer the world. Are you interested?" And so began the completely inexplicable superpower battle story of a boy!