As a player, you can't go without a powerful companion. And as an elite player who's punched Zeus and kicked heroic spirits, what kind of storm haven't I weathered?
You say EA is a divine weapon? It's sitting in my warehouse gathering dust. You say the Sword of Olympus is powerful? It sure is, powerful enough that I don't even need to draw it. Ever seen a Dark Ripper? I use it as a walking stick. Back when my leg was broken, I went out every day leaning on a Dark Ripper, and even the planet's consciousness cried out for its mother.
Then one day, I met someone. It was a rainy night. I lost to a gray-haired woman in front of the Temple of Time. She used a series of slashing strikes driven by inertia. Her blade was incredibly fast. All I saw was that she wore a hood just like A's. Before I sank into darkness, I heard her say...
Sorry, I'm a beta tester.
