I'm Too Handsome, What Should I Do?

"Um... I... I saw you... k-kissing..."

Luofu: "Yes."

"Is that person your... g-girlfriend?"

Luofu: "Yes."

"Then what am I?"

Luofu: "My girlfriend. You're both my girlfriends. Is that a problem?"

"N-no... No matter how you look at it, that's really weird..."

Luofu: "I want to accept every part of you, so I hope you'll accept every part of me, too. I really like you, and I'll always treat you well. So, will you stay with me?"

"Okay. I love Luofu the most."

Luofu really didn't want to be the most handsome person in the world. Was there any way to make himself a little less handsome? All he wanted was a peaceful, ordinary life!