My name is Zhang Yulin, and I'm a transmigrator with a System.
I thought I'd become an invincible hero after transmigrating, but I never expected the god who greeted me to be such a screw-up. So when I arrived in another world, I was dumped straight into the place transmigrators always end up: a forest.
Then I realized I really was the protagonist, because I had a golden finger.
But there was something strange about my System. No quests, no spirits. It felt more like a game system than a system for killing people.
So I had no choice but to become Bear Grylls and scrape by.
But the bigger problem was that hardly any of the weapons I had were reliable.
Anyway, it's a traditional-style adventure (just pretend you believe that).