I, Vivian von Karstein, vampire loli, mistress of the Blood Night and the Undying! The Scarlet Calamity! The Chosen of Fate! A walking cheat! A brainless, foolish loli (crossed out)
Under my leadership, the armies of vampires and the undead will steamroll this world! Then we'll punch the Empire in the west, hammer the dwarves in the east, kick the greenskins in the south, and stomp Chaos in the north! Some lowlife like Emperor Karl, that milking cow, is only fit to be my meat serva...
Huh! Big Sis Karl, when did you... Hey, hey! Put down the hammer! Let's talk this out... No... Don't hit me in the face...
