A Million Ways for the Savior to Survive

I once arranged for heroes from another world to fight on a stage of eternal night. I once saw the starlight of a fallen magical girl streak across the night sky. I once traveled through the Victorian age of steam-powered wonders and danced with the queen. I once entered the Jixia Academy, witnessed the hundred schools contend, and offered wine to all under heaven on behalf of the sages. I once traversed the five continents and four oceans, maneuvered across the world, and led heroic spirits into battle against the six realms of reincarnation.

And now... looking at the saintly older sister with a blade hidden behind her smile, the magical girl carrying an axe and halberd, the heroic swordmaster sharpening her blade, and Her Majesty the Empress sneering at me... I think... I won't live much longer.

So I leave behind this survival manual for future generations to remember.

Rule One for Survival: If you can't get yourself killed, then keep doing whatever you want!

Rule Two for Survival: Never, ever provoke a yandere...

This is the story of a savior struggling to survive in all kinds of unfamiliar Singularities and in the main world, teeming with all manner of beings such as heroic spirits, ship girls, apostles, and Pandoras, while occasionally saving the world.

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