Cultivation is nothing but a joke.
You say I have to survive a tribulation? Honestly, I'm not overcoming the tribulation. The tribulation is overcoming me.
You say flying swords? I prefer swinging bricks at people. Got a problem with that?
Call me Daddy!
Dad!
This book is also known as: "The Heavenly Court Vocational and Technical College: Human World Campus" and "I Never Want to Cultivate Again"
Lin Wutong was just an ordinary citizen, until a strange person carried him off to a school like he was a cat.
The students at this school were exceptionally talented, the faculty was outstanding, and tuition, books, and room and board were all covered. By any measure, it was a school for the rich.
Only when he saw the contract did he realize he'd been tricked into signing up.
Maybe these were just the weird rules of a prestigious school...?
It wasn't until he entered the classroom and saw a bunch of immortals in robes dancing wildly that he understood.
He'd ended up in a mental hospital.
There were handsome chuunibyou types, aloof senior students, and cute girls. Everyone was stunningly attractive, and the people at this school could use superpowers and magic!
The only problem was that they were all crazy.
Immortals and Buddhas swirled their robes as horns and bricks flew through the air.
None of them had anything close to a normal style.
Lin Wutong: "How am I supposed to cultivate? Anyone online?"
