So immortal and otherworldly, you'll be having fun right up to your grave!
The protagonist, who stayed up all night playing games every day, suddenly dies! He then becomes the lowest form of undead: a skeleton!
The skeleton scratches its smooth skull, carefully arranges the magic cores, and, when the last one is in place, the summoning magic circle lights up. A holy radiance seems ready to melt the skeleton's soul. Pure white, sacred wings spread, and an angel with a halo appears before the skeleton.
Wasn't this supposed to be a summoning circle for a Death Knight?
The skeleton calmly digs a hole, writes a will, and buries itself inside. Finally, it props a stone up over the grave.
The will consists of just one short sentence.
Andrew, screw you!