One Day, I’ll Tear This System to Shreds!

How did things end up like this...

I transmigrated to a strange new world.

I got a cheat called the 'System.'

With two happy things combined, I should be like the protagonists in those authors' stories, crushing everyone in another world and building a huge harem.

I should be showing off as soon as I wake up and resting my head on a loli's lap after getting drunk.

That's the kind of setup a protagonist ought to have!

But why... why did things end up like this...

[The author has gone mad...]