"A man who knows how to shave looks young, while a man who doesn't know how to shave looks handsome."
"Who said that?"
"No one. But if I had to name someone, it would be... Wozijishuode."
"Wozijishuode? Is that even a person?"
"Of course."
"Who is he? Where's he from?"
"Far away and right before your eyes, sometimes dwelling in people's hearts, sometimes wandering beyond the heavens."
"Who are you talking about? A god?"
"No, a demon."
P.S. First world: Btooom!, currently in progress…