A: "Sis, I want to find a girlfriend."
S: "Hmm?"
A: "I have to find a girlfriend! Mom says so! I'm 24, aaaaaaah!!!!"
S: "Oh."
A: "You agree?"
S: "Do you think... after I worked so hard to raise a pig into a dog that's barely presentable, and now the dog says it wants to leave me and make some other girl happy, I'd agree?"
A: "Our parents decided this!!!"
S: "Oh. Want me to call Uncle and tell him what you did to me?"
A: "I won't find a girlfriend! I mean it!! I swear!!!!"
S: "Good boy. I just bought some black stockings and put them on. Want to see?"
