A vicious, evil dragon arrives in twenty-first-century Japan.
But the peaceful life he expected never comes. And let's not forget that embarrassing chapter when he spent months eating dirt.
Why is a female hero tearing open a dimensional rift to come defeat me and ride me? Why is the protagonist of the Cthulhu Mythos a tentacled idol girl, a white-stockinged little girl? And why is everyday life full of busty girls and a masochistic student council president?
Wait... Coach, can I stop being a dragon? - Bai Fan.
This is the story of a dragon with an IQ of 9 and a strength stat of 9999. Ahem... if that's not your thing, don't read it.