Ever since my little sister took a leap of faith off the second floor, cutting off the internet was no longer an option.
So my parents shoved a gaming headset into my hands and told me to log into the game and bring my sister back to them...
Childhood friend: "I'm broke, I'm broke! I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!"
Me: "What's mine is yours. I'll top up your account... What the hell, the stupid top-up system isn't open yet! No matter, I've still got tens of thousands of gold coins on me. How many do you want?"
Childhood friend: "Ten."
Me: "..."
Little sister: "Aaaaaah! My weapon's durability is gone!"
Me: "No problem. I've got ten divine weapons and twenty holy weapons here. Just tell me which one you want, sis!"
Little sister: "Just give me a silver one..."
Me: ""
GM: "We found someone who might be using cheats. Should we ban them?"
Game company executive: "They're ruining the balance! Find a reason to ban them!"
GM: "Okay."
Me: "What a trash game. They ban people's accounts at the drop of a hat! I'm done playing!"
Parents: "Your sister still hasn't come out! Hurry up and log back in!"
Me: "..."
