I'm Just a Blade of Grass, and I'll Beat You All to a Pulp Today!

I was born on this ordinary planet, occupied by carbon-based monkeys.

As the future master of this planet, my first task is to clear out the residents who have lived here all this time.

So, to make the planet tidy for the future, I'll start by picking out a few things to clear away.

And what should I clear away? How about starting with the ten billion carbon-based monkeys on this planet?

The tale of a plant taking on everything and coming out on top.