I, the Snake God

Damn it! I am a god worshipped at the Hakushiro Snake Shrine, and a founding member of the Secret Sealing Club.

Why? Why does nobody respect me? Is it because I'm a lolicon?

You people think I want to be into little girls!? I like strong, mature women, okay!

But... if I weren't into little girls, that little girl at my place would definitely kill me, okay!!