When They First Met
Newbie: Hey, veteran! How should I build a team with these Heroic Spirits?
Veteran (glancing at the cards): MMP! I don't have any of these! Get lost!
After They Got to Know Each Other
Newbie: Hey, veteran! Let's cosplay together!
Veteran: ??? You can get into that scene all you want, but don't drag me into it!
Much Later
Newbie (shyly): Hey, veteran... What do you think about gay people?
Veteran (deadpan): I'm Russian, thanks.
After XX
Newbie (confused): Hey, veteran, didn't you say you were Russian?
Veteran (turning around): Yeah! But I'm British too!
1: Russia is a country opposed to homosexuality.
2: Britain is also known as the
