[Legend has it that this city is home to a cafe connected to countless worlds. Everyone who steps inside is charmed and falls under its spell, until at last they offer their souls to the fallen angel saint who resides there...]
"Ruri, the customer at table two wants to order~"
Konata, playing on the computer, called out a reminder. Ruri stood up and calmly closed her notebook. "This isn't a made-up setting. I carved this curse with magic!"
"A curse, huh... That's pretty... whoa!"
"Instead of reminding Ruri, Konata, you should stop slacking off too!"
Behind Konata, who was clutching her head, the tiny head waitress held an empty tray that had flattened Konata's blue ahoge. "Shinobu! Where's the dessert I asked you to deliver?"
"I dunno! (Munch, munch) Cough, cough... Ptooey~"
The little blonde girl played dumb, then accidentally choked and casually drank the customer's juice too.
"That's enough! We'll have to make a new one..."
The head waitress ran over with a sigh, then snatched the camera from the orange-haired girl sneaking up behind her. "Kokoa, stop taking pictures on the sly. Go get another dessert and juice."
"Aww, let your big sister take just two more pictures. Shino's so cute~"
"Go!"
At last, after shooing Kokoa away, Chino wore a look of despair. "We're doomed. It feels like this shop is going to go under on my watch..."