"Hey, big sis, do you like adding green peppers to your food?"
A little potato-headed kid turned away shyly and asked.
"No, I don't~"
The big sister gently picked him up, then a murderous glint flashed across her face.
"Your Master is in my hands now. Surrender!"
"I knew it!" the Shieldmaiden cried in despair.
Why are all the beautiful female Servants getting in the way of us saving the world? Don't they know our Master is totally powerless against this kind of thing?
...This is a story about the five-year-old lecherous brat Nohara Shinnosuke and his Servant Mash saving humanity, with thrilling battles and heart-pounding action... Just pretend that's true.