They're the mascots of the multiverse! They're the cutest troublemaking squad between dimensions!
They search countless worlds for their boss and save countless realms!
They're the villains' most terrifying henchmen (at least to the villains themselves), and the heroes' most exasperating enemies. Replacing hatred with joy, they laugh their way to a GG. That's their style.
Now, open your eyes wide and welcome our adorable protagonists: Kevin, Stuart, and Bob!
You villains are far too petty to be worthy of us. Start by learning our slogan. Remember, only the worst and most evil villains can be our boss!
"Banana!"
Note: This is a story about minions wreaking havoc on the worldviews of villains (and good people) across different worlds, and saving tragedies without even realizing it.
Note: The Minions genuinely want to follow an evil boss and do evil things, and they are absolutely loyal!
Note: As for the results of the villains' evil schemes? The Minion Army accepts no responsibility! Having fun is what matters most!
Note: Violence is allowed, but no bloodshed٩̋(ˊ•͈ ꇴ •͈ˋ)و
