Survival Diary of a Professional Boss

I didn't save anyone or kill myself. I'm not a shut-in, male or female. So why did I transmigrate?

Fine, I transmigrated, but my chest didn't get bigger, my hair's a mess, and I even got some mysterious equipment only men have...

Okay, can anyone tell me how a guy uses the bathroom while swinging this thing around?

A weakling villain's yuri story. Fake yuri, real weakling. A cute newbie field boss who'll teach you how to flirt with girls. Fair prices, no tricks!