Orange Gummy Candy

About this book: It was originally a memoir, written mainly to make my wife happy. It was a Tuesday night, and since neither of us had classes the next morning, we stayed up a little later than usual... Late at night, two adults, and then, well... Once everything had settled down, we took a shower, got into bed, and started dreaming about the future. She said she envied people who made posts to record their love stories and asked me to write one for her, too. I was sleepy, so I just said, "Why write a post? If I'm going to write something, I'll write you a whole book..." Never make decisions at night. Seriously, it's way too easy to get carried away. Well, what's done is done, so I might as well write. The real question is, what should I write about? Our daily life consists of nothing but putting each other down and, well, things I can't describe. She won't let me write about the first, and the law won't let me write about the second... Fine, I'll just write the general story of the two of us. As for whether anyone reads it, whatever. As long as my wife is happy.

P.S. I copied this blurb from Baidu Baike. Wait, I'm on Baidu Baike?