Author, You're Making Me Seem Really Impressive

"Let's be reasonable! Author! Why aren't you writing on Some Point? Why come here instead?!"

A baby-faced youth shouts at a plain-looking twenty-year-old man in the clouds.

"I've chosen you! You're the protagonist of this book!"

As soon as the words leave his mouth, the man waves his hand and stamps a huge [Protagonist] seal onto the youth.

I don't even know if I can write this well. I've already got three other books updating on Some Point.

"You're asking for trouble!" by the protagonist

"Shut up!" by the author