"Captain, Captain, there's trouble!"
"What's wrong?" asked the little girl, perfectly calm.
"The vice-captains are fighting in the palace!"
She blew on her fingers. "Relax. Stay calm. They can't die, so just let them fight."
The little girl looked unconcerned, but thought to herself, "Damn it, no! As captain, I have to be imposing. Calm, calm."
"There's no need to panic like that."
Seeing the little maid gaze at her with admiration, the little girl immediately felt imposing once more. "But, but they've already fought their way into the captain's little treasury."
"Eek!" The little girl was horrified. "It's been razed to the ground!"
The little girl's dignity could no longer hold up. "Come with me! I'll show them what a captain's wrath looks like!"
One minute later, a certain little girl lay dejectedly on the ground, thoroughly beaten and in tears. "My collection! My gold! Why did this happen?"
I must have ended up in a fake otherworld. My monster-girl squad can't possibly be this damn cute [laughs].
