Mecha Boys Don't Turn into Girls

“So, as a working stiff from the proletariat, I found an ancient mecha on the battlefield, and it even came with a girl attached. Does that prove I have the bloodline of a destined hero?”

“Probably!”

“Probably, my ass! Why do I have to become a girl to pilot this mecha?!”

And so, a boy named Isabel began his own delightful (?) grand adventure!