Welcome to this real game!
In this game, you can travel to endless worlds, experience all kinds of cultures and customs, and embark on countless strange adventures!
What? Death? Don't worry, this game's death rate is only one percent.
After all, amid endless madness, death is the only escape. We guarantee you'll become a lunatic who'd be better off dead.
What? You say this isn't a game?
Bingo! Welcome to hell!